Heavy metal burger joint and Christian-angering establishment Kuma’s Corner is back on their bullshit, only this time they’ve got mathcore act Botch on the brain. With the band’s upcoming shows in Chicago later this month, the eatery announced it’s releasing a special burger to mark the occasion and depending on your appetite and penchant for meats, it either sounds delicious or far too much.

Available throughout October, the burger features the following: Kuma’s Angus Beef Patty (Or Choice of Protein), Caramelized Onions, Bacon, Open Face Hot Dog, Roasted Jalapeno Cream Cheese, and Sriracha Honey Mustard. You can check out an obscene photo of the damage below.

For those keeping score, that means this burger has three forms of protein from at least two animals and cream cheese? I don’t know if that sounds delicious to you, but I’d give that shit a try. Well, at least before the ensuing shits would force me to try to make it to the bathroom in time.

All kidding aside, Kuma’s Corner makes some killer eats and they’re metalheads like you and me. In the past they’ve put out special burgers for all kinds of acts, including Slayer and Ghost. Just the other day, they hosted a free, special event featuring Gaerea, in which they also offered a burger based on the black metal band. That one was based on the Francesinha sandwich found in Portugal and came with “a bed of fresh house-cut fries, Texas toast, an angus beef patty, sausage, uncured ham, shredded monterrey jack cheese, and a fried egg, all smothered in a decadent Francesinha sauce.”

So if you’re in the Windy City sometime this month and got the craving, definitely give the Botch burger a shot. And if that’s not your game, you can always catch the band live at any of the dates listed below.

Burst Your Bowels with Botch’s Beef and Bacon Burger

Botch US dates:

10/5 Portland, OR (w/ Sumac) [Tickets]
10/6 Portland, OR (w/ Helms Alee & Gold Sweats) [Tickets]
10/7 Portland, OR (w/ Help & Psychic Death) [Tickets]
10/13 Chicago, IL (w/ Facs & Sweet Cobra) [Tickets]
10/14 Chicago, IL (w/ Facs & Special Guest) [Tickets]
10/19 Austin, TX (w/ Portrayal of Guilt & Fuck Money) [Tickets)
10/21 Denver, CO (w/ Primitive Man) [Tickets]
11/8 Atlanta, GA (w/ Thirdface) [Tickets]
11/10 New York, NY (w/ Mutoid Man) [Tickets]
11/11 New York, NY (w/ Uniform) [Tickets]
11/14 Baltimore, MD (w/ Burial Waves) [Tickets]
11/15 Philadelphia, PA (w/ Uniform) [Tickets]
11/17 Boston, MA (w/ Converge & Cave In) [Tickets]
11/18 Sayreville, NJ (w/ Converge & Cave In) [Tickets]
12/7 Los Angeles, CA (w/ Special Guest) [Tickets]
12/8 Los Angeles, CA (w/ Deaf Club & Negative Blast) [Tickets]
12/9 Santa Ana, CA (w/ Deaf Club & Roman Candle) [Tickets]
12/12 San Francisco, CA (w/ Kowloon Walled City) [Tickets]

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